How to chat up girls on the internet if you were tragically born with only a torso.

There are some people on the internet dating sites that only post a picture of their rockin' abs. Here is my encounter with one.

Me: You sure do have some abs there
Me: In lieu of a face
The Human Abs: why thank you
The Human Abs: hehe, well I do have a face
The Human Abs: if you have an e-mail address you may see it
Me: I think I'll just extrapolate from the torso
The Human Abs: hehe that is perfectly okay with me
The Human Abs: well you have a cute face, but you are lacking the torso
Me: I was born without a torso.
Me: It's pretty freaking tragic.
The Human Abs: well you are lucky you have such a cute face then
Me: You gotta work with what you got.